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I just realized that it has been a while since I posted last so I am posting. I thought I would write a random story to so that is also on here. But I think that I think better at night because all I could come up with was this very short random story but here it is any way.

pickOne = function(listOfThings){
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*listOfThings.length)
return listOfThings[randomNumber]}

openings = new Array(”Once upon a time,”, “There once was”, “During the reign of Queen Elizabeth the first of England”, “A long time ago in a far away land,”, “Once upon a time Elizabeth Von Fange decided to write a story about”)
opening = pickOne(openings)

mainCharacters = new Array(”crazy scientist”, “handsome prince”, “beautiful damsel”, “golden green dragon”, “great green glob of goo”)
mainCharac = pickOne(mainCharacters)
actions = new Array(”discovered a way to fly to Mars”, “realized the moon was not made of Swiss cheese”, “made a recipe for pizza”, “invented a better mousetrap”)

ends = new Array(”just had to eat pizza and wish that people were more receptive to revolutionary discoveries”, “decided to work on a time machine feeling certain that when it was finished it would not be ignored”, “wished that instead of being ignored they could do something really splendid”, “began planning the kidnapping of Elizabeth Von Fange to get her to change the story so that they would get to live happily ever after and make lots of money and be really famous. However this would not succeed as Elizabeth Von Fange was(and is) tired of this story and did not intend on changing the ending”, “lived happily ever after”)
end = pickOne(ends)
action = pickOne(actions)

document.write(opening) a document.write(mainCharac) document.write(action). Despite the fact that it was a revolutionary discovery everyone ignored it and the document.write(mainCharac) document.write(end).