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As I have just found that a lot of people come to my website I am going to post another bit of random text I just wrote. Here it is and please forgive the occasional grammatical errors.

pickOne = function(listOfThings){
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*listOfThings.length)
return listOfThings[randomNumber]
}

as1 = new Array(”I”, “Somewhere, somehow, somebody has a”, “I, Elizabeth Von Fange,”, “Has it ever occurred to you that on the planet Derzonal, little green aliens may have a”, “As time flies, and flies die, nobody seems to have a”)
a1 = pickOne(as1)

as2 = new Array(”wish”, “desire”, “hope”, “desperate and passionate yearning”)
a2 = pickOne(as2)

as3 = new Array(”to prove”, “to disprove”, “to utterly and completely deny”, “to eat twelve chocolate cakes. However I doubt that has much to do with the fact”, “to confirm”)
a3 = pickOne(as3)

as4 = new Array(”that random stories can be used for far more than just fairy tales.”, “that micro-waved food causes cancer.”, “that these simple bits of ridiculous pieces of text that I call random stories can be used for far more things than the random fairy tales I normally use them for.”, “whether or not any one has successfully stood on their head for more than twenty-four hours while staying cross eyed for the whole time.”)
a4 = pickOne(as4)

as5 = new Array(”Therefore”, “This being the case”, “Now it being entirely possible for pigs to to fly,”)
a5 = pickOne(as5)

as6 = new Array(”I am going to write”, “it has been decided by a leading scientist from Smogaria that it is impossible for humans to reach the moon. Not that that has any bearing on the writing of”)
a6 = pickOne(as6)

as7 = new Array(”this sort of post”, “this random post”, “this piece of ridiculousness”, “this brilliant example of literary genius”)
a7 = pickOne(as7)

as8 = new Array(”and then randomize it.”, “and hope that it is readable.”, “and randomize it.”, “and hope that giant pigs don’t fly through the windshields of all the porsches of America because of it.”, “and thereby prove that logical reason and sense Tra La have nothing to do with this thing.”)
a8 = pickOne(as8)

as9 = new Array(”First I showed the original version of the post and then beneath it I have this randomized version. Actually you won’t see two identical posts but you can try!”, “First there is the non random version that won’t change and then there is this random post. Don’t forget to refresh a lot!”, “How do you like what can be done with randomness?”, “I think that eating ice cream is a very pleasant pastime.”, “If you see a black cat you will eventually die.”, “Have you ever wondered whether there was an invisible parrot behind you mimicking your every move?”)
a9 = pickOne(as9)

bs1 = new Array(”I hope to make this interesting and humorous.”, “I hope I made this post interesting and humorous.”, “Have you read my other random stories?”, “I hope that no one was deeply disturbed or depressed by this random text. If you have nightmares about invisible parrots you can always call pest control. They may look at you strangely but I’m sure they’ll be pleased to bill you.”, “I hope I have made this amusing and intellectual.”, “I hope that this has been pleasant reading for you.”)
b1 = pickOne(bs1)

bs2 = new Array(”So now you have seen what I can do with this simple little post.”, “I do apologize for the incorrect grammar that may show up but I haven’t bothered to fix it… And I doubt I will or else I’d fix it and not post about it.”, “So this is the end of this random post. I hope that you have enjoyed it.”, “This is the end for now but please, do refresh again!”, “So this is the end of this simple little post Tra La.”)
b2 = pickOne(bs2)

bs3 = new Array(”", “”, “:)”, “Can you guess where this came from?”, “MORAL: Randomizing things is usually rather fun.”, “MORAL: Beware of sheep in wolves clothing.”, “Did you know that the word Gullible is not in the dictionary?”, “”, “”)
b3 = pickOne(bs3)

I wish to prove that random stories can be used for far more than just fairy tales. Therefore I am going to write this sort of post and then randomize it. First I will show this original version of the post and then beneath it I will show a randomized version of this same post. If you see two identical posts then… Well just refresh. I hope to make this interesting and humorous. So let us see what I can do with this simple little post…

document.write(a1) document.write(a2) document.write(a3) document.write(a4) document.write(a5) document.write(a6) document.write(a7) document.write(a8) document.write(a9) document.write(b1) document.write(b2) document.write(b3)