December 2, 2004
A random story?
Once upon a time there was a supposedly rational squirrel who liked to jump off of cliffs, providing they were no more than three feet high. This supposedly rational squirrel, who was named Harvey, decided one day that he wanted to marry a beautiful princess and live happily ever after. But this was a problem to him as there was a great lack of beautiful princesses in the land. But undaunted by this he decided to seek through out the entire land until he found a beautiful princess to marry. So after eating two quarts of pistachio ice cream he set out on his quest. After much searching he found a lovely squirrel princess and immediately fell in love with her. But sadly she was imprisoned by the evil ferret king who thrived on squirrel stew and chocolate covered malt balls. Therefore the supposedly rational squirrel decided to trap the evil ferret king with a trap constructed of Twinkies and chocolate covered malt balls. The trap succeeded in trapping the evil ferret king but as he was happily much chocolate covered malt balls the supposedly rational squirrel couldn’t get him to discuss ransom demands so in the end he just grabbed the beautiful squirrel princess and though she slapped him for it, he managed to rescue her in a very romantic way. So they got married and lived happily ever after.