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These stories are so fun I just made another. This one makes a bit more sense and was written better. I like having morals at the end of my stories so I put some on. In some cases they can have great meaning… Hopefully you will enjoy this tale and don’t forget to hit the refresh button.

pickOne = function(listOfThings){
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*listOfThings.length)
return listOfThings[randomNumber]
}

Heros = new Array(”prince”, “hero”, “lord”, “duke”, “stable boy”)
Hero = pickOne(Heros)

Event1s = new Array(”he heard that dragons had attacked in the northern wastlands”, “he found a mysterious scroll that he could not read”, “he got tired of his ordinary life”, “he accidently swallowed a prune”)
event1 = pickOne(Event1s)

Choices = new Array(”decided to go off and have an adventure”, “decided to find some one who could read mysterious things”, “thought than eating a pizza would help so he decided to go find one”, “wanted to go off and slay dragons”)
choice = pickOne(Choices)

hdescs = new Array(”brown”, “white”, “trusty”, “faithful”, “blue and green spotted”, “hungry”, “frightened”, “old”)
hDesc = pickOne(hdescs)

event2s = new Array(”was attacked by dragons”, “rode into a dead end valley”, “lost his way”, “was kidnapped by pirates”, “was attacked by strange green creatures”, “was challenged to single combat by a strange black knight. After a difficult fight the knight was defeated”)
Event2 = pickOne(event2s)

event3s = new Array(”he found that he was hungry”, “he decided to just go home”, “he was attacked by wolves”, “he heard that lovely princess had been kidnapped to a nearby place and decided to rescue her”, “he found five pizzas and decided to eat them”, “he found an interesting book lying on a table and started to read it. It was written by Elizabeth Von Fange and was so fascinating that he couldn’t stop reading it until he had finished it”)
Event3 = pickOne(event3s)

event4s = new Array(”found that they did not have any pizzas there”, “realized that adventures, though enjoyable, made one late for dinner”, “found an old man who could read any language, even pig latin”, “slew a dragon”, “ate ten pizzas but still feeling hungry he decided to consume a huge bowl of fresh strawberries and cream with plenty of ice cream to go with it”)
Event4 = pickOne(event4s)

ends = new Array(”lived happily ever after”, “eventually died of indigestion”, “put his tired horse back in the stable”, “decided to stop seeking adventures”, “found that dragons had not attacked in his absence”, “married a beautiful princess”)
End = pickOne(ends)

morals = new Array(”You usually find what you are seeking in the last place you look”, “Adventures are not always pleasant”, “Let sleeping dragons lie”, “Moderation in everything is usually a good idea”, “A dragon in a cage is preferable to two at hand”, “Not all fairy tales end in happily ever after”, “Eat plenty of Pizza”)
Moral = pickOne(morals)

Once upon a time there was a document.write(Hero).
One day document.write(event1)
and he document.write(choice).
Mounting on his document.write(hDesc)
horse he rode away. But before he had gone far he document.write(Event2).
After he got out of that scrape document.write(Event3)
and that delayed him quite a bit too. Eventually he got to his destination and document.write(Event4).

Then after his mission was successful he returned home and document.write(End).

MORAL: document.write(Moral)