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Well, here is the latest random story. I hope that you enjoy it. I included the orignional random story that I randomized. Which is why there are two stories. It is possible for both stories to show up the same, however it is highly unlikely. Don’t forget to refresh a lot. And one special thing about this story is that every single bit of this story is random. So everything can change.

pickOne = function(listOfThings){
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*listOfThings.length)
return listOfThings[randomNumber]
}

opens = new Array(”Once upon a time”, “Once”, “Many years ago”, “A long time ago in a galaxy far far away”, “In the year 1492″)
open = pickOne(opens)

therewas = new Array(”there was”, “there lived”, “the hero of this story was born. He was”)
tw = pickOne(therewas)

adjs1 = new Array(”a handsome”, “an ugly”, “a debonair”, “a wealthy”, “an adventurous”, ” a hero who was never hungry. Which was unusual, even for a”, “a somebody who was fond of reading. Which was quite unusual for the a “, “a quiet”, “an invisible”, “a claustrophobic”, “a strong”, “young”)
adj1 = pickOne(adjs1)

ns1 = new Array(”hero”, “prince”, “stable boy”, “lord”, “knight”, “merchant”, “lawyer”, “king”, “ex-hero”, “peasant lad”)
n1 = pickOne(ns1)

as1 = new Array(”named”, “called”, “nicknamed”, “who called himself”)
a1 = pickOne(as1)

as2 = new Array(”George”, “Ramth”, “Luke Skywalker”, “Henry”, “Aragorn”, “Daniel”, “Andrew”, “John”, “Iamoff Myrocker”, “Harvey”, “Napoleon”, “King Charles the Thirteenth”, “Scotty”, “Ronald McDonald”, “Buckster”, “Nemo”, “Mike”, “Sam”, “Eustace Clarence Scrubb”, “Reepicheep”, “Jabba the Hut”, “Gumby”, “Sardaclinoaus the Magnificent”)
a2 = pickOne(as2)

as3 = new Array(”who”, “and he”)
a3 = pickOne(as3)

as4 = new Array(”loved”, “hated”, “detested”, “admired those who liked”, “enjoyed”, “liked”, “played at”, “frequently was found”, “never could be good at”, “always disliked”, “managed to develop warts every time he tried”, “succeeded miserably when it came to”)
a4 = pickOne(as4)

as5 = new Array(”eating pizza”, “growing tomatoes”, “waking up in early in the morning”, “playing foot ball”, “courting”, “playing video games”, “watching eight hours of DVD’s at a time”, “jumping off of cliffs that were no higher than three feet”, “making a fortune in the stock market one day and losing it the next”, “consuming large amounts of freshly picked strawberries”, “riding his horse”, “falling off of his horse”, “being bitten by feral cats”, “learning all of the history that could be found in books written by G.A.Henty”, “reading the works of Tolkien”, “pretending to be a famous person in fiction”, “trying to breathe fire”, “slaying dragons”, “admiring the works of Shakespeare”, “reading everything on Bethjoy.com for hours at end”)
a5 = pickOne(as5)

as6 = new Array(”.”, “!”, “. He had an excellent education at the finest schools around.”, “. His favorite hobby was eating.”)
a6 = pickOne(as6)

as7 = new Array(”One day”, “While walking through the woods”, “It chanced one day that”, “Once”, “On his twenty-second birthday”, “One day, when he had just completed his twenty-first journey around the sun,”, “One day, after walking for eighteen miles”, “One day, after eating eighteen pizzas,”, “On the Thrusday after Thanksgiving”, “After getting his first pair of glasses and putting them on”)
a7 = pickOne(as7)

as8 = new Array(”he saw”, “beheld he”, “he was introduced to”, “he beheld”, “he noticed, as if for the first time,”, “he suddenly saw”, “he set eyes on”, “he glimpsed”, “he observed”, “as he was about to start eating his third hamburger he suddenly noticed”, “he felt as though he were in a dream for he beheld”, “he suddenly felt as though a chill wind had just blow by him and when he looked up he noticed”)
a8 = pickOne(as8)

as9 = new Array(”a beautiful”, “an enchanting”, “a politically correct”, “an attractive”, “a gorgeous”, “an intelligent”, “a tiny”, “a huge”, “a pizza eating”, “a French”, “a wealthy”, “a vertically challenged”, “an amazingly brilliant”, “a stupid”, “a dreamy”, “an American”, “a fairy-tale”)
a9 = pickOne(as9)

bs1 = new Array(”princess”, “maiden”, “damsel”, “lady”, “countess”, “duchess”, “girl”, “young woman”, “widowed queen”, “waitress”, “cook”, “house maid”, “authoress”, “bethjoy.com fan”, “movie star”, “heiress”, “mademoiselle”)
b1 = pickOne(bs1)

bs2 = new Array(”and he”, “so he”, “and as you might expect he”, “where upon he”, “who had never spoken a word to him or even noticed him but despite this, he”)
b2 = pickOne(bs2)

bs3 = new Array(”immediately”, “foolishly”, “quickly”, “rapturously”, “eloquently”, “romantically”, “sickeningly”, “hungrily”, “worriedly”, “quietly”, “passionately”)
b3 = pickOne(bs3)

bs4 = new Array(”fell in love with her”, “began feeling the deepest passions of love”, “felt as though everything else had no charms for him that this beautiful creature did not posses. It can be debated whether this was complementary or insulting but he did fall in love with her right then”, “adored her”, “felt as though nothing could make him so happy as having her hand in marriage, and the rest of her too of course”, “started eating bag after bag of potato chips hoping she would notice him. She didn’t”, “tried to win her favor by standing on his head and reciting the entire book of the Hobbit backwards while staying cross-eyed”, “decided that she was the only woman in the world for him”, “decided that she was the girl of his dreams”, “thought that she was far superior to his cocker spaniel”, “”)
b4 = pickOne(bs4)

bs5 = new Array(”.”, “!”, “. At this time I shall not question his sanity.”)
b5 = pickOne(bs5)

bs6 = new Array(”He”, a2, “This being the case he”)
b6 = pickOne(bs6)

bs7 = new Array(”was”, “immediately inquired and was”, “wasn’t”, “couldn’t have been less”, “could not have been more”)
b7 = pickOne(bs7)

bs8 = new Array(”overjoyed”, “amazed”, “disgusted”, “surprised”, “puzzled”, “sickened”, “frightened”, “discouraged”, “fortunate”)
b8 = pickOne(bs8)

bs9 = new Array(”to find”, “to discover”, “to learn”, “when he found”, “as he heard”, “when, after eating two gallons of ice cream, he suddenly realized”)
b9 = pickOne(bs9)

cs1 = new Array(”that she was”, “that she actually was”, “that it was decreed that she was”, “that stopping to smell the roses was over rated. However he was very glad to hear that his love was”)
c1 = pickOne(cs1)

cs2 = new Array(”promised in marriage”, “going to be engaged”, “officially betrothed”, “the prize”, “to be married”)
c2 = pickOne(cs2)

cs3 = new Array(”to anybody”, “to the hero, whomever he might be,”, “to anyone”, “to some one”)
c3 = pickOne(cs3)

cs4 = new Array(”who could slay the”, “who could successfully kill the”, “who could sing the alphabet backwards in order to destroy the”, “who could liquidate the”, “who would be able to eradicate the”, “who exterminated the”, “who executed the”, “who could both defeat in mortal combat , and eat more pizza than, the”)
c4 = pickOne(cs4)

cs5 = new Array(”evil”, “monstrous”, “pillaging”, “hungry”, “malevolent”, “loquacious”, “malicious”, “pink”, “green”, “huge”, “insignificant”, “dangerous”, “deadly”, “happy”)
c5 = pickOne(cs5)

cs6 = new Array(”dragon”, “snake”, “dark lord”, “bunny rabbit”, “alien from Mars”, “siamese cat”, “Pug”, “whale”, “mutant chicken”, “knight”, “king”, “army”, “swarm of bees”, “pride of lions”, “heffalumps”, “tiger”, “villian from Lord of the Rings”, “evil twin of the hero”, “traitor”)
c6 = pickOne(cs6)

cs7 = new Array(”that was molesting the people”, “who was eating all of the pizza in the land”, “that was disturbing the peace”, “who had captivated the whole land under it’s evil spell”, “who was trying to rule the world”, “that was buying stock in dentists while increasing the amount that their candy factories produced”, “who was spreading fear throughout the land”)
c7 = pickOne(cs7)

cs8 = new Array(”.”, “!”, “. Doubtful as this may sound it was true.”)
c8 = pickOne(cs8)

cs9 = new Array(”So”, “Therefore”, “After considering the matter while eating ice cream sandwiches”, “Once he had though the matter over”, “After inviting all both of his friends to his wedding”, “Once he had eaten two huge banana splits”)
c9 = pickOne(cs9)

ds1 = new Array(”he”, a2, “our hero”)
d1 = pickOne(ds1)

ds2 = new Array(”immediately”, “quickly”, “sluggishly”, “boldly”, “heroically”, “foolishly”, “quietly”, “stumblingly”, “mysteriously”)
d2 = pickOne(ds2)

ds3 = new Array(”set out to do this”, “started to accomplish that”, “commenced his journey to accomplish the”, “ate three bowls of chocolate icecream and two bowls of vanilla and then, since he felt full, he started to do the”)
d3 = pickOne(ds3)

ds4 = new Array(”noble”, “simple”, “exhausting”, “enormous”, “difficult”, “easy”, “arduous”, “mythical”)
d4 = pickOne(ds4)

ds5 = new Array(”deed”, “task”, “quest”, “mission”, “undertaking”, “job”, “errand”, “expedition”)
d5 = pickOne(ds5)

dss5 = new Array(”.”, ” that would win him the woman he loved.”, ” which would insure him favor in the eyes of his love.”, ” which probably would make him a hero in the eyes of all.”)
dd5 = pickOne(dss5)

ds6 = new Array(”After great difficulty”, “Finally”, “After much trouble”, “With about as much trouble as he would have had eating two spoonfuls of toxic waste”)
d6 = pickOne(ds6)

ds7 = new Array(”he”, “our hero”, a2)
d7 = pickOne(ds7)

ds8 = new Array(”was able to slay”, “managed to defeat”, “successfully defeated”, “eradicated”, “exterminated”)
d8 = pickOne(ds8)

ds9 = new Array(”the”, “that”)
d9 = pickOne(ds9)

es1 = new Array(”.”, ” causing great joy throughout the land.”, “!”)
e1 = pickOne(es1)

es2 = new Array(”returned then with proof of the successful completion of his”, “returned after doing his”, “journeyed back while thinking about his”, “was glad that he could marry now that he had completed his”)
e2 = pickOne(es2)

es3 = new Array(”and was able to marry the”, “and was able to wed the”, “there fore he was able to wed his”)
e3 = pickOne(es3)

es4 = new Array(”that very day.”, “three years from that then at the time of high summer.”, “within a week.”, “at a very grand wedding ceremony.”, “and make all those who had hoped to marry her very unhappy.”, “as soon as she had her trousseau ready, in other words about two years from then.”)
e4 = pickOne(es4)

es5 = new Array(”And they lived happily ever after. We hope…”, “So they lived happily ever after.”, “THE END”, “So they lived happily ever after.”, “Although he found that his new bride couldn’t cook, he did live fairly happily ever after.”, “And with that I close this story and I hope that you have enjoyed it.”, “And this is the end of this random story by Elizabeth Von Fange”)
e5 = pickOne(es5)

The Story of document.write(a2) by Elizabeth Von Fange

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This was the original story I wrote. It is now randomized in the above story. “Once upon a time there was a handsome hero named George who loved eating pizza. One day he saw a beautiful princess and immediately fell in love with her. He was overjoyed to find that she was promised in marriage to anybody who could slay the evil dragon that was molesting the people. So he immediately set out to do this noble deed. After great difficulty he was able to slay the evil dragon. George returned then with proof of his deed and was able to marry the princess that very day. And they lived happily ever after. We hope…”