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I have been thinking about writing another random piece of text and I think I will do so. I hope you enjoy it. Sadly, I don’t feel extremely creative this evening. It has been a fairly long day. I am still working on previewing a rather large stack of DVD’s. At some point I think I’ll start writing DVD reviews as that my be informative. Enjoy the random piece of text all though that is not an order.

pickOne = function(listOfThings){
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*listOfThings.length)
return listOfThings[randomNumber]
}

lk = new Array(”pink”, “jumping”, “rabid”, “loquacious”)
lkk = pickOne(lk)

diao = new Array(”elephants”, “pussy cats”, “walruses”, “pugs”, “dragons”, “spiders”, “warriors”)
dao = pickOne(diao)

sl = new Array(”attacking”, “invading”, “eating all our pizza”, “closing the doughnut shop”)
sls = pickOne(sl)

a = new Array(”breathless”, “wide-eyed”, “doughnut eating”, “gasping”)
b = pickOne(a)

c = new Array(”young”, “aged”, “red haired”, “bearded”)
d = pickOne(c)

e = new Array(”private”, “private”, “messenger boy”, “scout”, “look out”, “watch dog”, “goat”)
f = pickOne(e)

g = new Array(”projectile”, “giant doughnut”, “diminutive cannon ball”)
h = pickOne(g)

i = new Array(”knocked him down”, “bowed him over”, “completely ruined his box of doughnuts”)
j = pickOne(i)

k = new Array(”I fear that in trouble you are”, “I fear that we are in trouble”, “A chocolate candy bar in the hand is worth two in the bush”, “Yikes!”, “No man is an island, and no squirrel is one either”)
l = pickOne(k)

m = new Array(”handsome”, “nervous”, “repulsive”, “pig headed”)
n = pickOne(m)

“Sir, document.write(lkk) document.write(dao) are document.write(sls)!” said a document.write(b) document.write(d) document.write(f) as he raced into his commander’s office. “Well don’t worry about that”, his commander said while rising to his feet. “They’ll never get us while I stand.” At that moment a document.write(h) hit the commander and document.write(j). “document.write(l).” said a document.write(n) lieutenant who was standing near.

Now if you were wondering what happened next, I am too. But I happen to have a case of writers block therefore I fear this is all that you will hear at this time about the document.write(lkk) document.write(dao)… You can assume whichever side you prefer won.

“Sir, pink elephants are attacking.” said the breathless young private as he raced into his commander’s office. “Well don’t worry about that”, his commander said while rising to his feet. “They’ll never get us while I stand.” At that moment a projectile hit the commander and knocked him down. “I fear that in trouble we are.” said a handsome lieutenant who was standing near.

Now if you were wondering what happened next, I am too. But I happen to have a case of writers block therefore I fear this is all that you will hear at this time about the pink elephants… You can assume whichever side you prefer won.