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pickOne = function(listOfThings){
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*listOfThings.length)
return listOfThings[randomNumber]}

a1 = new Array(”Once upon a time”, “Many years ago”, “Once upon a time I felt like writing this random story. So once”, “No one before 2004 ever heard of this tale. It starts with Once upon a time”, “Many years ago”, “A long time ago in a galaxy far far away”, “Three hundred years ago”, “In the land that all fairy tales inevitably happen in”)
a = pickOne(a1)

b1 = new Array(”handsome”, “young”, “ten year-old”, “frightened”, “revolting”, “clever”, “bright”, “intellectual”, “stupid”, “royal”, “fearful”, “kind”, “really unfortunate prince”)
b = pickOne(b1)

hero_problems = new Array(
new Array(”claustrophobic”, “extremely tiny”, “conquer other lands to make the kingdom larger”, “move the prince into a larger room”),
new Array(”arachnophobic”, “full of spiders”, “kill all of the spiders”, “give the prince a pet spider and hope that he would become attached to it”),
new Array(”always hungry”, “frequently in famine”, “irrigate and use advanced farming methods to prevent famine”, “send the prince to the moon where, as the moon was made of cheese, he could probably eat enough to fill himself”),
new Array(”slightly deaf”, “were everyone always whispered since otherwise the huge icicles that lined the roof of the underground cavern in which the kingdom was would fall causing great destruction”, “buy the prince a hearing aid”, “tell the prince that hearing wasn’t everything”),
new Array(”allergic to onions”, “where all everyone ever ate was onions”, “stop eating onions and find something else for everyone to eat”, “have an onion eating contest and let the prince participate and then since he would be having sooo much fun, he might stop sneezing”),
new Array(”longing to have a pet fire breathing dragon”, “where everything was constructed of either wood or hay”, “build a fire proof cage to keep the dragon in”, “just say NO YOU CAN’T HAVE A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON”),
new Array(”fond of eating roasted skunk”, “not full of persons who wanted the trouble and smell of hunting skunks”, “invent gas masks”, “have the prince hunt his own skunk for once”))

hero_problem = pickOne(hero_problems)
the_problem = hero_problem[0]
the_unfotunate = hero_problem[1]
test4 = hero_problem[2]
test5 = hero_problem[3]
advice = hero_problem[2]

c1 = new Array(”bothered”, “annoyed”, “troubled”, “aggravated”, “irritated”)
c = pickOne(c1)

d1 = new Array(”to do something about it”, “find a solution to the problem”, “ask the advice of some one else”, “have a banquet and then perhaps talk about the matter afterwards”)
d = pickOne(d1)

e = new Array(”found an aged lore-master”, “consulted with parliament”, “conversed with the prime minister”, “talked with an intelligent circus performer”, “seek the elderly dragon of the third march”, “look into the well of wisdom”, “spoke with the tenth person they met while walking on the western road”, “sought a wise owl in the dead of the night”, “asked the Queen’s pet parrot”)
e1 = pickOne(e)

f1 = new Array(”however thought that this would be too difficult to do and since the prince had the opportunity of visiting other lands they decided to do nothing about the situation”, “did as was suggested and fixed the problem and the prince was able to live in peace and happiness for the rest of his life”, “tried the method suggested but didn’t succeed in fixing the problem”, “were about to do as suggested when suddenly they found out about boarding schools. So they enrolled the prince in a far away school and then found out that he was academically challenged”)
f = pickOne(f1)

endings = new Array(”So since I have never heard anything to the contrary I believe they all lived happily ever after”, “And with that decision the story ends and you can assume they all lived happily ever after”, “The End and they all lived happily ever after”, “And that is the end!”)
end = pickOne(endings)

options = new Array(”first”, “second”, “both”, “neither”, “contemplate”, “look into”)
option = pickOne(options)

document.write(a) there was a document.write(b) prince who unfortunately was document.write(the_problem) and sadly lived in a land that was document.write(the_unfotunate). This document.write(c) his royal parents so much that they decided document.write(d). So they document.write(e1) who told them to document.write(advice) or document.write(test5). The King and Queen decided to do the document.write(option) of these options. document.write(end).

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