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Just imagine this as a movie with impressive scenery, music, and acting and so forth. It will probably be more impressive than if I filmed it with my current resources. I tried to put in a few surprises… And have you noticed how in Star Wars just about every single main character says “I have a bad feeling about this” at one time or other?

Elizabeth Von Fange Presents
A Script Entitled

I Have a Bad Feeling About This

Cast of Characters

HERO
HEROINE
PRINCESS
VILLAIN
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
IMPORTANT PERSONAGE IN HIS OWN OPINON will be referred to as IPIHOP
ROBOT SIDE KICK
SOLDIER
MAGNET OF DOOM
TEXT

Begin Here this script does

Act One: Scene One
Int. Day. Large and majestic throne room. On throne sits PRINCESS. Near stands IPIHOP.

IPIHOP
Your highness,I have just learned that a Great Danger lurks over our peaceful land. There is a Villain who is building a robot army which will be powerful enough to take over the world!

PRINCESS
I have a bad feeling about this… Is the army completed yet?

IPIHOP
It is almost completed. However, only the Villain can activate it and he has not yet done so.

PRINCESS
We must prevent his doing so at all costs. Assemble our army at once!

IPIHOP
At once, your highness!

Act One: Scene Two
Ext. Day. Balcony over looking courtyard where the army is. Princess enters balcony. IPIHOP walks beside her.

PRINCESS
Brave and faithful soldiers. I send you now on a task which will require all of your skills. There is a Villain who must be stopped from activating his mechanical army. If you will you accept this mission of capturing the Villain take two steps forward.

Entire army, with exception of HERO and HEROINE take two steps backwards. HERO TAKES two steps forward, HEROINE looks undecided then does the same.

PRINCESS
I thank those that have volunteered. Go now, and be swift. As to those who shall remain behind, I thank you for volunteering in advance to help with the spring cleaning of the capitol.

SOLDIER
I have a bad feeling about this

Exit. HERO and HEROINE, groans from the rest of the army.

Act One: Sort of Scene Three
Int. Day. Space ship hanger. HERO and HEROINE get into a small two-seater spaceship and fly off into the sunset.

Act TWO! Scene One(or Scene Four)
Int. Night. Command center with lots of computers. Many robots punching buttons. VILLAIN paces back and forth. ROBOT SIDE KICK sits at an official looking desk with many computer monitors facing him.

VILLAIN
Aren’t they done yet?

ROBOT SIDE KICK
No sir. It will be another hour before the robots are ready for activation.

ROBOT SIDE KICK notices something on one of the screens

ROBOT SIDE KICK
Sir, There is a strange ship approaching our planet.

VILLAIN
I have a bad feeling about this.

Act Two: Scene Two(or Scene Five)
Ext. Night. On top of what seems to be a large factory building. Space ship lands. HERO and HEROINE climb out.

HEROINE
I have a bad feeling about this.

HERO
Look, there’s a secret entrance in the shadows to the left!

HERO and HEROINE enter the secret entrance in the shadows to the left.

Act Two: Scene Three(or Scene Six)
Int. Night. Hallway leading to Command Center. HERO and HEROINE walk down hallway.

HERO
The command center should be this way.

Command Center Door opens, VILLAIN steps out.

VILLAIN
You should not be meddling with my business. Leave and do not bother me or else!

HEROINE
Or else what?

HERO
(interrupting her)We shall not leave until we have finished our business. Your evil plot to take over our land is known and we shall defeat it!

HEROINE
(louder)Or else what?

VILLAIN
You shall find out now!

HERO
I have a bad feeling about this.

VILLAIN draws blaster and starts shooting. HERO and HEROINE ignite blast protection sheilds and deflect his shots. HERO reaches for his blaster.

VILLAIN
(yelling back into command center) Aren’t they done yet!

ROBOT SIDE KICK
No sir, we just ran out of coolant and it will be some time before more can be gotten from maintenance.

ROBOT SIDE KICK suddenly notices the battle occurring in the hall. ROBOT SIDE KICK presses a button on the control panel and suddenly MAGNET OF DOOM appears through the ceiling above where the fight is occurring and causes all the blasters to rise and stick on the magnet. ROBOT SIDE KICK is about to sit back and relax when suddenly he finds that he can’t.

ROBOT SIDE KICK
I have a bad feeling about this.

ROBOT SIDE KICK is pulled by the magnet and goes to join the collection of metal objects stuck onto MAGNET OF DOOM. VILLAIN decides to run for it. HERO and HEROINE pursue.

Act Two: Scene Four(or Scene Seven)
Int. Night. Large room that is obviously the perfect place for a climatic battle. Lots of spare miscellaneous parts all about, as well as almost completed robots. Lighting flickers with power surges. VILLAIN reaches down and picks up a piece of pipe. HERO does the same.

VILLAIN
You shall soon know why you should not be tangling with me!

VILLAIN rushes forward. HERO is ready to stand his ground. The pipes clash. Climatic music swells. HEROINE looks worried. Suddenly VILLAIN falls over, stunned by a blaster shot. HERO and HEROINE turn to see MYSTERIOUS STRANGER walking out from the shadows and lowering a blaster. Obviously he shot the shot,

HEROINE
Oh, I knew you’d come!!!

HEROINE rushes forward to MYSTERIOUS STRANGER and throws her arms around him while he does the same. They kiss.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
You didn’t think I’d let my fiancee go through countless dangers without having something to say about it?

HEROINE agrees by repeating previous action. HERO looks uncomfortable for a moment then grabs VILLAIN and leaves HEROINE behind in good hands.

Act Three: Scene One(or Scene Eight)
Ext. Night. On top of the building. HERO goes to his ship dragging VILLAIN who, if he were conscious, would probably be saying that he had a bad feeling about this. HERO climbs into ship and takes off after depositing VILLAIN in the back seat.

Act Three: Scene Two(or Scene Nine)
Int. Day. Majestic Royal Throne Room again. PRINCESS sits on throne. HERO enters dragging VILLAIN.

HERO
I have succeeded in my mission. Here is the Villain!

PRINCESS looks at VILLAIN then looks at HERO. Suddenly she gets up and runs towards him arms extended.

PRINCESS
Oh, my hero!

HERO and PRINCESS kiss.

Act Three: Scene Three(or Scene Ten)
Blackness. Text suddenly appears.

TEXT
So they were married and and everybody lived happily ever after to the end of their days!

THE END
Credits