Bethjoy.com

Since my website is mainly written for the enjoyment of the people looking at it, and as somebody who reads my website likes cats, I shall devote this post to cat’s and try not to have to many long sentences. Unlike some people(The people who have bumper stickers that say, “I like cats, they taste like chicken“) I like cats because they are soft, cuddly, pretty looking felines(Except when the are mad, wet, hairballs who scratch). Cats are generally associated with catching mice, purring, and cat naps. They also are known for being chased by dogs. I do not have a live cat but I do have a couple of stuffed cats(Who never were alive(to my knowledge)) I also have a fun computer program where you can have a cat, feed it, brush it, play with it, put it in a room with fifty squirt bottles and hear it howl(I only did that twice(Or maybe more), and when I really needed the emotional boost.) Cats are fun, I have spent an hour playing with a delightful de-clawed cat. I had a piece of ribbon and was moving it around and watching the cat play. I think that cats are nice.

P.S.(Meaning, Please S. or Please Suggest something that S could stand for) My brother Daniel said that my website didn’t have enough italics on it. So I put some on it this post and I hope that everyone who reads this will be at least slight amused. And yes, Itallics are bothersome because you have to select the word and hit Command I. Or maybe that isn’t so hard. It might be better than parenthesis(I really like parenthesis(They can clarify things very nicely(My Mom says that they can beconfusing at times(But I think they are great(And speaking of parenthesis my brother(Andrew this time (Finally, he got mentioned on my wbesite)) says that he tries to limit his to only two layers (But I think that parenthesis can go on and on(or maybe they should stop eventually (But no, Down with commas: Up with Parenthesis (I think that this is really rambling now (I like rambling, my brother Daniel(He gets mentioned a lot, doesn’t he?) says that I have a very rambling website (I wonder what other people would say about it?(Yay I made it to my goal of having ten parenthesis in a row (I think it is getting to be rather late in the evening when I make up such silly goals.(Yikes I have thirteen parenthesis in a row (I had better make one more for good luck ))))))))))))))
That was fun!