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My brothers, Daniel and Andrew, decided that they wanted to do a movie. It is going to be computer animated and will give them a good chance to work on some things, especially Ingrish. All of the lines will be in this strange language. I have mastered Pig Latin(Andpay Ypetay Itpay) and I can speak Egg Talk(Feggairleggy Flegguently) But I still don’t get Ingrish. Fortunately my brother Daniel isn’t to bad at it and he was the one writting the script, or actually he was dictating it and I was typing it, with my own additions, Madly! I am going to voice the Transport Piolet or TP as she is called in the script. I am going to post it below, Just so you know X is the guy in charge and Z is his side kick who likes danger. I don’t know whether they will be renamed, probably. LP is little Pirate, and BP is big pirate.

Commander or COr: How are you Gentlemen we have trouble.

Z(the fat one): We seek trouble

X(the Short one):Joy to us.

Co(his name is probably C): We need make shipment through danger. Many suspicious pirate troubles.

X: We get it through.

Co: Speed your time.

End of scene this is.

2.

Launch of ship

Z: Main engine turn.

(LOUD NOISE)

X: Take off go!

Next Scene

This is where they pull up to the ship

Transport Pilot: We rejoice to see you.

X: We bring you safety!

TP: Madly.

Z: Let us go to danger.

End of that scene

Entering warp gate

Tp: Enter warp gate now.

Enter bad place

TP: Route to next warp gate is danger.

Zzzzz(looks like he is going to sleep): Danger is friend.

X: We have been safe so far

Tp: Madly

Kind of next thing, One ship approaches, Arr!!!

X; Who are you?

Pirate LP: We peaceful traders. We seek your protection, Yarr!!!

Z(to X): Did we hear Yarr?

X(to Z): Trouble has come.

This will actually be an interior shot.

LP: We fly with you.

Tp(over radeo): Were are you from?

LP(to BP): Were are we from?

BP(to LP): From outer space you landlubber!!!

Outside

LP(Over radio):From outer space you landlubber!!!

Z says: You speak like pirates!

Lp: Duh!

Interior

BP: Shut your hatch, Matey!

Outside

Lp(over radio): Shut your hatch, Matey!

Z: You are pirates!

X: We attack now.

TP: Madly!!!

Inside Pirate ship

BP: Give them broadside, Yarr!(p/)

Exterior

LP: We make good fight

In.

LP: Guns not turn on, type password.

BP: Blast, I have forgotten.

LP: We not make good fight.

Ex. Fighter swooping in

X: Make bang!

Z(flip switch): Prepare for boom!

Missile will launch (BOOM)

Interior Pirate ship

LP, Missile coming.

BP: Avast, We run now.

Exterior

The pirate ship floors out of there with the missile following it and that is the last you see of it.

Z: We save you!

Tp: Madly!

X: Travel on.

Now we go through the second warp gate

Tp: Through Warp gate.

The transport will drop off down towards the planet. Ummm…(there was a long pause here while Daniel thought)

Tp: You have courage!

Z: Always.

The ship zooms away and “The End” comes up and if I were doing this a lot of credits would appear too.

Daniel: That works and we have made progress!!!

Elizabeth: Madly!