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Refresh plenty and you ought to be able to come up with a pretty funny story. I made lots of options for each story piece. Enjoy.

pickOne = function(listOfThings){
randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random()*listOfThings.length)
return listOfThings[randomNumber]
}

openings = new Array(”Once upon a time”, “A long time ago in a galaxy far away”, “Once”, “Many years ago last Tuesday”, “An old cat, perched on a windowsill looks up at you. You look at it. For a while nothing happens until suddenly the cat speaks. You quickly lean forward to catch every single word that will flow from it’s mouth. This is what you hear… Once upon a time”, “Having suddenly been abducted by space aliens who have technology that enables them to read what is passing in your mind you decide to give them something really interesting to read so you start with… Once upon a time,”)
opening = pickOne(openings)

adjs1 = new Array(”little”, “pretty”, “young”, “highly intelligent”, “blonde”, “dazzlingly beautiful”, “pizza eating”, “invisible”, “inaudible”, “sixteen year old”)
adj1 = pickOne(adjs1)

adjs2 = new Array(”toy”, “pink”, “cute”, “warm and fuzzy”, “bright orange”, “ugly”, “prize winning”, “mystical”, “wonderful”, “unusual”, “gravity defying”, “talking”)
adj2 = pickOne(adjs2)

toys = new Array(”poodle”, “ball”, “sewing machine”, “kitten”, “doll”, “onion”, “replica of a pyramid”, “dog”, “rat”, “mouse”, “blankie”, “book of fairy tales”, “rose bud”, “diamond necklace”, “door mat”, “glasses”, “tiara”, “bunny slippers”, “rabbit”, “classified item”)
toy = pickOne(toys)

adjs3 = new Array(”horribly ugly”, “fierce and gruesome”, “gigantic”, “green and purple”, “thieving”, “hungry”, “morbid”, “conniving”, “villainous”, “great green”)
adj3 = pickOne(adjs3)

vils = new Array(”monster”, “creature”, “villain”, “thief”, “expert treasure hunter”, “burglar”, “dog”, “dragon”, “anteater from Antarctica”, “unpleasant character from Lord of the Rings”, “Snark”, “rat”, “bad guy”, “alien from the third moon of Ylakdpiahd”)
vil = pickOne(vils)

adjs4 = new Array(”dreary”, “dark”, “dank”, “pink and purple polka-dotted”, “German”, “ugly”, “decorated”, “hidden”, “invisible”, “stone”, “well guarded”, “ice”, “ice cream”, “chocolate”, “unpleasant”, “secret”, “home that other people called a”)
adj4 = pickOne(adjs4)

places = new Array(”cave”, “palace”, “castle”, “large packing box”, “home on the range”, “store”, “hideout”, “cottage”)
place = pickOne(places)

heroes = new Array(”Hero for this story”, “handsome prince”, “wealthy prince”, “ugly prince”, “adventurous knight”, “little brown dog”, “Duke’s eldest son”, “heir to a fortune”, “kind hearted lad”, “poor prince”)
hero = pickOne(heroes)

document.write(opening) there was a document.write(adj1) princess who loved playing with her document.write(adj2) document.write(toy). One day the document.write(adj1) princess lost her document.write(adj2) document.write(toy) and was very sad. Actually the document.write(adj2) document.write(toy) had not been lost but had been stolen by a document.write(adj3) document.write(vil) who disliked document.write(adj1) princesses and their document.write(adj2) document.write(toy)s. The document.write(adj3) document.write(vil) took the document.write(adj2) document.write(toy) far away to it’s document.write(adj4) document.write(place) and the document.write(adj1) princess continued to be very sad at the loss of her document.write(adj2) document.write(toy). One day along came a document.write(hero) who heard of the document.write(adj1) princess who had lost her document.write(adj2) document.write(toy) and after seeing the document.write(adj1) princess and falling in love with her, he decided to get the document.write(adj1) princess’s document.write(adj2) document.write(toy) back for her. So after a long journey to the document.write(adj4) document.write(place) where the document.write(adj3) document.write(vil) lived the document.write(hero) found the document.write(adj1) princess’s document.write(adj2) document.write(toy), brought it back to her, and they all lived happily ever after.

I was slightly shocked this morning to find out that after being sick for two days I still had a brother who did know it. Apparently I usually stay in my room all day, except for meals, and the fact that I was really staying in my room all day for a reason must have missed my brother. Oh well. He knows now.

This morning brings about new developments. I thought the headache was gone but I feel it beginning to come back. And my stomach is beginning to feel a bit sick too. The main change is that it is now slightly difficult to breath and I cough occasionally. I can make great Darth Vader noises though. I suppose all of this is probably not interesting to anybody but myself so I shall here mention something that may becoming up next posts. I’ve been working on another random story!!! It’s almost finished so in a little while I’ll try to have it up here.

Personally I think that Mom’s idea of having a family newspaper is a good one, I usually don’t know what John is up to either. Oh the consequences of growing up and apart.