Just a few words before the episodes. I started writing a new story the day before yesterday and it is supposed to be the story to write on when I don’t feel like writing on anything else. It’s main purpose and function is to give me something to write a page a day on. I was telling Daniel about it and he said that I ought to post the daily episodes on here as I write them so I think I will. Bear in mind that I may never complete this story and it may never get much more coherant than it is now but I hope it’s at least a little bit amusing.
10/26/2005
A Story That Might Be Interesting
Rambled Together by Elizabeth Joy Von Fange
Chapter One
This story began with an entry on my daily to do list. It said “Write one page on story”. However it didn’t specify which story. For the first two days of this I merely wrote miscellaneous bits and peaces in various places but when Wednesday rolled around I decided that I really should be writing on just one story. So this is the story I decided on writing and what will happen and how it will and who the characters will be I currently have no clue. But it should end happily since I like happy endings very much.
Now in case you are wondering who is talking since most openings that start in a personal narrative sort of way usually have the main character doing the talking and I just lost the thread of this sentence so I’ll go back to the beginning. I’m not the main character of this book. The last book I wrote I was the main character but that was bothersome because since I am too young for romance(according to my mother) I couldn’t have any in the book and I think it would be really fun to do a book where the main character can fall in love and get married and live happily ever after as well as having a lot of other things happen to them and they might be able to do things that I probably wouldn’t. After all, one doesn’t really know how one would handle situations until one is faced by them. However their is no rule that says I can’t base the main character off myself:)
You know, actually I don’t think I mentioned what I was going to say at all so I’d better do it at once and not waste further time. My name is Elizabeth Joy Von Fange and I have a website called Bethjoy.com where I post most of my writings and write a lot of posts on and I ramble freely. If you like this story you may like my website and visa versa although I can’t really guarantee it because at the moment I really have no clue about what this story is going to be like. But it might just be a fairy tale sort of story since I like fantasy and fairy tales and dragons and beautiful princesses and humor. Not that fairy tales and fantasy always have humor but when I write them they do, or they ought to.
As I mentioned in the first paragraph I’m supposed to be writing at least one full page on a story a day therefore at the moment I’m merely typing to fill my quota. This whole story will probably be typing to fill the quota so if you see some things that are obviously just in there to fill space you will know why. Conversations where each person only says about a sentence or so and that goes on for a while takes up a lot of space. Poetry does too.
I suppose I probably should turn my attention to the story itself now. I’ll be telling the story of course so you already have met the most important character, me the narrater or story teller or whatever you wish and desire to call me providing it is complimentary. But there ought to be a main character in the story unless we(and I don’t know who I mean by “we” but it sounds less self centered than using “I” and I don’t really want to seem self center but I’m the youngest in my family and I have three older brothers and I am slightly spoiled therefore I kind of have to work at not being too self centered. I also should probably work at sticking with the point but so far there isn’t one.)
Now where was I? One problem with writing is that it’s really easy to forget what one just wrote and being that I have horrible vision I can’t go back and read what I’ve already written without great difficulty since from the distance I’m typing I can’t read my computer screen even though there is text on it. It’s really important not to accidentally hit the caps lock button while typing this way or to accidently click off this screen or else one might type for a while and then when one looked at the screen either what would be there would be in all capitol letters, which is hard to undo, since you have to retype everything, or it simply wouldn’t be there which is worse. I wonder if I’ve written a page yet? Let’s see.
Wow! I have! I’m even a paragraph over! That’s a delightful beginning. This story is being really fun to write. maybe I should just go on and on in this manner and never tell a story at all. Oh dear, I hope I didn’t lose anybody by saying that. EMERGENCY HEADLINE ATTENTION GETTERS!!!
DRAGON’S ATTACK, PRINCESS IS KIDNAPPED, FIRE FAMINE AND FLOODS, POPE ELOPES, REALLY GREAT EPIC MOTION PICTURE RELEASED, ECONOMY SURGES, ECONOMY PLUMETS, ALIENS ARRIVE FROM MARS AND THEY AREN’T GREEN, PANIC ENSUES, ELIZABETH VON FANGE IS AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
I hope you’ll continue reading now. There actually is a story behind one of those potential newspaper headlines. Apparently several years ago a wealthy newspaper owner was trying to decide which of his three sons to leave his vast publishing empire to and he called them together and told them that the one who would tell him the most sensational newspaper headline that would sell the most papers would get the family fortune. The sons came back and one had “President turns Communist” and the other had something similar but the third son, and the winning son, had simply two words for his father, “Pope Elopes”. Since the Pope isn’t supposed to get married that would be rather sensational. I’m a Christian and not Catholic just so you know. My oldest brother Daniel told the story I just told you at lunch today. So for those of you in doubt, yes brothers can be useful for something or than getting rooms messy. I’m very fond of my three brothers just so you know.
27/10/05
It is now a new day. In case you were wondering the date mentioned above shows that it is a new day and on that day I wrote this. The next time you see a date it will mean that what was written after that was on a different day and so forth. I find this rather interesting and it helps me keep track of where I am and whether or not I’ve actually written my daily page yet. I don’t really plan on writing on the weekends though.
Perhaps I should return to the story which ought to be taking shape
eventually. As I’ve said before I really like fairy tales so I’ll probably have a sort of fairy tale story. I’m currently considering having a princess for the main character. Now there is what is called the stereotypical princess which is a princess who is very proper and perfect and beautiful and principally just gets married to the handsome hero at the end of the book. However there aren’t that many books that i’ve ever read that have that sort of a princess as a heroine. Nowadays there is the new stereotypical nonstereotypical princess who isn’t very proper or dignified or golden haired and who goes on adventures and usually doesn’t like being a princess.
Although I’m often not very original I do rather like to be but first and foremost I like to be funny and I like to enjoy what I’m writing because otherwise I won’t write it and I’ll get tired of it and whatever it was I started will merely lay dormant in a corner of my computers hard drive and have nothing happen to it for a very long time. Now what does this have to do with heroines? Well I don’t want to go with the stereotypical nonstereotypical princess so I’m currently leaning towards the stereotypical princess and since I feel a bit too lazy to look at the hoards of other options that I could use I think I will just start with the stereotypical fairy tale princess.
Now to describe this story’s heroine. She has long beautiful hair that resembles gold in color. She has stunning blue eyes like the the color of the sky. Her teeth are perfectly straight and white. Her lips are just the right shade of red and her face is flawless and stunning. Her figure is perfect too and she is altogether very stunningly beautiful as every fairy tale princess ought to be.
She is quite intelligent and knows all of the proper manners and customs and is always on her best behavior. She dances very gracefully and sings beautifully. And I think that her name shall be Gwendolyn only that’s rather difficult to type so I think I’ll name her Rose instead. Only there are a lot of characters named Rose so I think I’ll go back to Gwendolyn and fortunately for me spell check recognizes that word so if I type it wrong spell check can fix it. I use spell check a lot.
Princess Gwendolyn naturally lives in a very large palace of white marble with golden roofs. The castle is located near the sea and pleasant breezes flow throughout the palace at any given time. It seldom rains during the day but always rains at night after midnight and before dawn when nobody is about so that in the morning everything is clean and fresh and nobody had to bother about having their picnics spoiled by the rain. On the opposite of the castle from the sea are many large and lovely meadows which are perfect for picnics and beyond those are some pleasant woods which aren’t at all scary except during the winter months when wolves sometimes prowl through them and there is fine hunting for the knights of the realm to do.
Also near the castle are fertile fields and quaint little villages and the land is very seldom troubled by war or pestilence or problems greater than the magnitude of deciding which hair ribbon would best go with one’s gown or whether or not one should take a long walk or curl up in the library with a good book or whether or not to eat ham or chicken for dinner and so forth. So the fairy tale kingdom is quite pleasant and very ideal if you like peace and tranquility and a lot of prosperity but it might be considered a little boring for a story therefore you might be expecting some exciting sort of thing to happen to bother the kingdom and make an epic quest necessary or perhaps a large war or something to like that to happen. But whether or not it will I haven’t decided yet.
Princess Gwendolyn enjoys her life at the royal palace quite a lot as you may imagine and she enjoys seeing the realm that her father rules over and is quite happy to know that she has an older brother who will be king after his father someday and that she probably won’t have to bother her head over the ruling of the kingdom and can instead pay more strict attention to the problems of her hair ribbons and attire. I suppose that makes Princess Gwendolyn sound rather empty headed but sometimes what to wear and whether or not it matches properly can be quite a challenge to figure out and I have yet to master fashion and to actually know what goes with what. But at least I know that you don’t mix stripes, plaids, dots, prints, and brilliant colors with pastels all in one outfit.
My, I’ve already typed up my page! Isn’t that delightful. But it’s such fun writing this story I might just continue.
I suppose it might be a good idea to have a conversation happen between some characters to make this sound more like a book instead of a ramble but although I have the character of the lovely Princess Gwendolyn I really don’t have any other characters to write about. So perhaps I’ll just leave that for tomorrow. This book is getting quite episodic. So TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT EXCITING ADVENTURE!
(Note, I wrote the tune in tomorrow for the next episode yesterday so presumably the next episode will be on here today. Providing I write it:) That’s what I’ll probably be doing about now. Maybe)